We can find the show that matches your mood, or help you find the remote and heighten the mood. #hotfortivohttp://t.co/j6OpXt142f
— TiVo (@TiVo) February 13, 2015
In honor of Valentine’s Day, both TiVo and DISH have taken to social media to promote their respective remote control finder alerts. Sadly DISH “can’t help you find love with the push of a button” … whereas TiVo proclaims “even our remote finder is a turn on” that “heightens the mood” (while retrieving it from your partner’s blouse). Food for thought when choosing your next provider and set-top box.
We can’t help you find love w/ the push of a button, but our Remote Finder can find your remote when it’s missing. pic.twitter.com/CefDwrQ1cT
— DISH (@dish) February 13, 2015
Don’t you hate it when the remote gets lost between their boobs?
Rick Santorum just issued a sharply worded statement saying that legal gay marriage would inevitably lead to man-on-TiVo Mascot sex.
My desires are unconventional. But even I’ve gotta say, the Japanese fetish manga/hentai around the TiVo Mascot is just wrong. I’m not judging, mind you. But it’s just wrong.
#50ShadesOfCableCARD
What would Aeon Flux do?
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