Wonder what’s become of the life-transforming, human-transporting Segway? Apparently it’s all the rage among cops at the King of Prussia mall this season. My question is, do the cops stay on their Segways during an actual criminal pursuit? Also, since everyone was giving this guy a wide berth, what are the odds he’s going to see a criminal in action?
Dave had this to say (with Jamaican accent):
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When the Segway come for you?